Have you made a nice computer game but you’re out of luck? Call us! We at Ocean guarantee big money (even in advance), royalties and the popularity you deserve! And with your new Ferrari they will stop calling you nerds!
Here is the ad text, even if it is too late for you to reply, sorry: “Ocean Software is sold worldwide and it’s producing maximum sales revenue. That means a lot of money for someone. That someone could be you! If you haven’t heard of Ocean then you’re probably not the person we’re looking for. Unless you’ve been living on another planet… “
“We’re looking for people who want to make new names in program coding – graphics / game design – music and other related computer skills… We’re always looking for finished software to market successfully and we can traslate original programs into every relevant micro format. And because we are one of the biggest, we can guarantee big payments in advance – if your work is good enough, the sky’s the limit – remember we work and publish in both 8 and 16 bit enviroments – worldwide – so no project is too large (or too small) for us to make the most of its potential. Contact us today, telex, fax of letter…”
Ocean Software was a British software company based in Manchester that became one of the biggest European video game developers and publishers between the 1980s and 1990s.